Danger Tagalog Pick-up Line

Panganib ka ba? 

Kasi bumibilis ang tibok ng puso ko pag nandyan ka.

Question Tagalog Pick-up Line

Sana tanong na lang ako..

para sagutin mo naman ako.

Eat My Words Tagalog Pick-up Line

Nung sinabi ko sa sarili ko na hindi kita mahal, NABUSOG ako. 

Kasi KINAIN ko lahat ng sinabi ko.

Black Nazarene Pick-up Line

Itim na nazareno ka ba? 

Pahalik naman.

Weed Pick-up Line

You know what's the best weed?

It's when I'm weed you.

Asthma Pick-up Line

You got an inhaler?

'coz I heard you got that ass ma.

Fall Pick-up Line

You may fall from the sky,

You may fall from a tree,

but the best way to fall...

is in love with me.

Phone Problem Pick-up Line

There's something wrong with my phone...

It doesn't have your number in it.

Wi-Fi Pick-up Line

Is your name Wi-Fi?

Because I'm feeling a connection.

Camera Pick-up Line

Are you a camera?

Because everytime I look at you I smile.

Band Aid Pick-up Line

Do you have a band-aid?

Because I just hurt my knee falling for you.

Google

Are you google?

Because you're everything I've been searching for.

Dinosaur

Kiss me if I'm wrong but dinosaurs still exist right?

Religious

Are you religious?

Cause you're the answer to all my prayers.

McDonald's Body

Is your body from McDonalds?

Because I'm loving it.

Charged Atom

Are you a charged atom?

Because I got my ion you.

Cute

Are you made of Copper and Tellurium?

Because you're Cu Te.

Stare

Bata mingtutok sa maot na lalaki:

Lalaki: Hoy! bata! nganong lain man kay ka makatan-aw?

Bata: Ikaw, nganong lain man kay ka tan-awon?

Things to Ponder

Aanhin mo ang magagara at magagandang damit kung ang pinakamasayang pangyayari sa buhay mo ay nangyari ng walang damit! 

Mayonnaise

Q: What's the  similarity between the sperm and mayonnaise?
A: They both came from eggs and both are "ladies choice".