Things to Ponder

Aanhin mo ang magagara at magagandang damit kung ang pinakamasayang pangyayari sa buhay mo ay nangyari ng walang damit! 

Mayonnaise

Q: What's the  similarity between the sperm and mayonnaise?
A: They both came from eggs and both are "ladies choice". 

Sun and Moon

Boy: You know? You're like the sun for 2 reasons.
Girl: What?
Boy: First you brighten up my day, Second you're hot!
Girl: Oh how sweet! Anyway, you look like the moon already.
Boy: Why?
Girl: I wanna see you tonight.

IMmoral Lesson

"Do Not Do Unto Others What We Did Last Night!" (LoL!)

Popcorn

Painitin mo ako..kailangan kong pumutok para akoy matikman at ika'y masarapan - POPCORN

Bitin

Bakit mo ako binibitin kung kelan kainitan at basang-basa ako - SINAMPAY

Lego

Pano tayo makakabuo kung hindi ako papatong sa'yo.- LEGO