Showing posts with label naughty jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label naughty jokes. Show all posts

Things to Ponder

Aanhin mo ang magagara at magagandang damit kung ang pinakamasayang pangyayari sa buhay mo ay nangyari ng walang damit! 

Sun and Moon

Boy: You know? You're like the sun for 2 reasons.
Girl: What?
Boy: First you brighten up my day, Second you're hot!
Girl: Oh how sweet! Anyway, you look like the moon already.
Boy: Why?
Girl: I wanna see you tonight.