Mayonnaise

Q: What's the  similarity between the sperm and mayonnaise?
A: They both came from eggs and both are "ladies choice". 

Girls

Girls are like magic. They can get wet without water, bleed without injury & make soft things hard.

Tina

Boy: Hello Tina?
Girl: Di ako si Tina no?
Boy: Aww Akala ko ikaw yung c TINA-DHANA nang buhay ko!
Girl: Estoryaheeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Refrigerator

Miss Refrigerator ka ba? Ang galing mo kasing magpatigas.

Tanum

bf: Babe mura lagi ka ug tanom.

gf: Hehehe atik na pod ka dah! Kay nganu man beh?

bf: Imong tiil Ugaton!

gf: Pisti!

Ketchup

Bisaya Version

Boy:Ketchup ka no? 

Girl:Ngano man pud beh?

Boy: Gipangita man gud ka sa akong hotdog.


Tagalog Version

Boy:Ketchup ka ba? 

Girl: Eh bakit naman?

Boy: Hinahanap ka kasi ng hotdog ko.